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Celeb Perfumes Are Far From Heaven Scent THE celebrated poet and philosopher Jennifer Aniston once said: "The best smell is the man you love." Rachel from Friends must have known why Elizabeth Taylor has flogged umpteen different perfumes since she introduced the first celebrity fragrance in 1991. Moncler Haozi Collars Women Down Coat Long Green Liz s latest is called Forever. A bit rich from someone who couldn t have heard Wagner s Here Comes the Bride music any more if she d had it as her ringtone. The celeb perfume is clearly the most dismal Christmas present of 2007. Who d want to smell like Andy Roddick when he s been running around a tennis court for hours? Who would trust Kate Moss sense of smell? Look at the state of her nostrils. Others stinking all the way to the bank include Celine Dion, Mariah Moncler Bady Jacket Carey, Kylie Minogue and Britney Spears. Britney s aroma is called Curious. Curious who s looking after the kids tonight. Some of the names beggar belief. J Lo presents Still/Glow should be Still/Not in any Decent Movies. Intimately Beckham sounds stupid. After France 98, Scent Aff is a better name. Basketball legend Michael Jordan s is entitled Jordan, while Katie Price s, confusingly, is not. Jade Goody s is called Ssh. Coincidentally, Ssh is the first half of the answer to the question "what state is Jade Goody s career in now?" Then there s Sarah Jessica Parker s Lovely. Not what her Sex And The City co star Kim Cattrall says, if you believe Hollywood gossip. Paris Hilton wins the award for the celeb scent with the cheapest, tackiest, most toe curling name. It s called. Paris Hilton. As for Stella McCartney s, if your missus comes home from the pub smelling of Stella, this is now apparently Monlcer Coats Men Mid-Length Doudoune Light Black a good thing. The two latest "stars" lined up to release fragrances are proof this tat is out of control. Once there was Chanel No.5. Now we have Chanelle No.9 in the last Big Brother and what she s calling Mwah. Mwah smells a bit like Victoria Beckham s, but with added hints of desperation. The other microceleb working on something is Kerry Katona. Just what the perfume market needs the pungent drift of Iceland s frozen chicken dippers. What s in this stuff other than a name? The reliably hilarious website Holy Moly revealed this year that celeb perfumes often contain ambergris, an ingredient of the intestines of whales.

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