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Classic Fashion Disasters Camo, Tie Dye, ChecksDude, Seriously? Credit: Photo Courtesy Flickr Creative CommonsFashion Disaster PartiesWhy Do Nice People Wear Bad Clothes?Let me start out my fashion disaster tube top muffin top musings with this fact: On any given day, you will find me in jeans and a t shirt, typing away on the interwebs for those hot Google pennies. Why? Because I live in the rust belt, I have a liberal arts education, and I can t find hairnets to fit my big ole head. So who am I to give advice? Nobody, that s who. Still, in much the same way that art amateurs are fond of saying, "I m no expert, but I know what I like," what I mean to say here is, "I m no expert, but I know what terrifies me." I did spend the last two Christmases working retail in the womenswear and menswear sections of a big department store though, and I can tell you for sure that the photos here are hardly unusual. If anything, they re fairly tame compared to what Moncler Down Jacket Claude For Collar Buttons Deep Blue s really out there. Ever since Brittany Spears management team decided to half dress her in awful clothes and then made lots of money franchising them, men and women all over America have been making denim, lycra, and spandex do wrong, awful unspeakable things. I say, it s high time for someone to stop the madness. So follow me along as I list my pet peeves and unwanted Veste Moncler Homme fashion advice. And feel free to reject any of all of it. TMI, TMI, TMICredit: Photo Courtesy Thesarus at Flickr Creative CommonsDisturbing on So Many LevelsAnd Yet Somehow I Can t Look AwayCredit: Photo Courtesy Spacmonster at Flickr Creative CommonsMen, Clothes, and HorrorOr, Being a Man Doesn t Give You An Excuse to Dress Like a ManiacI know that most men hate to shop, and that some men hate to shop so much that they will wear almost anything until it dissolves on their unwashed bodies. I knew a guy in college who bought new underwear every week because he refused to do laundry. At the end of the school year, he had nearly 300 pairs of dirty jockey shorts stuffed in a trash bag under his bed. But even that guy knew enough to wear a clean shirt and pants that fit once he was earning a living and hoping for a woman. Which brings me to the topic of attracting women: Yes, some women are drawn to a fixer upper, but just remember that once you go down that road, you will be on a short leash for the rest of your life. If you are OK with that, carry on. Otherwise, step it up, Mister. ZZ Top was right. Thank You, Post!Credit: Photo Courtesy Swanksalot at Flickr Creative CommonsRiddle: When Are Two Shirts Worse Than One Shirt?Credit: Photo Courtesy Malingering at Flickr Creative CommonsI ll Have a Some Hardware with my Muffin, PleaseCredit: Photo Courtesy Malingering at Flickr Creative CommonsThe Classic MuffinNicely Accessorized With a Knotted Wife Beater TCredit: Photo Courtesy of Flickr Creative CommonsMuffin MadnessWhen the Top is Not the Best PartThe muffin top has got to be the cruelest fashion trend at all, and it s all the more tragic when you consider that it could all be fixed by one simple step in two simple words: Look, if you are a female person who weighs between 160 and 225 pounds, you have a right and a duty to love and respect your Moncler Clairy Dowe Sleeveless Men Vest Blue body. You are not a bad person because you failed the anorexia test. Just think how much better you ll feel (and look!) if you elect to buy clothes that are not painful to pull onto your body! Stop cutting off your circulation and torturing the rest of us, and wander over to the Misses department or even Women s. No one cares what number is stamped inside the back of your pants. If that number upsets you, don t look at it. Cut that little number out as soon as you get home and burn it. And here are some other hard truths to think about while you re at it: Polyester knit is NOT the couture equivalent of the rubber band. If your cami cannot lauch you into space if you pull back on it, that does not mean it is too big. There is no such thing as a formal tube top, sequins be damned. The tramp stamp is dead. If you have a raven or Lady Liberty or anything else flying out the back of your pants, that is just not fair to the raven. Or the rest of us. Why Clothing Stores Have Rear View MirrorsCredit: Photo Courtesy Flickr Creative CommonsWhite Pants, Black HeartCredit: Photo Courtesy Flickr Creative CommonsBetter Than Flesh Colored LeggingsBy Not MuchCredit: Photo Courtesy Flickr Creative CommonsThe White Pants DilemmaFashion Rules and TriviaHere s a little bit of fashion trivia that some of you might remember from back in the day when your grandmother was teaching you how to sew:

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